Bob's rants & randomness

[MissGuided]

I've come to the conclusion that my dad talks to himself and swears at his computer for a living.

Find out if there are any positions available, please. I'd like to submit my resume for consideration.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Well he's self employed and works from home...let me ask you this: do you have a French maid outfit?

 

[MissGuided]

Why yes, I do actually....I also have a nurses' uniform if that helps my chances...i realize this is a tough job market.

 

[Lonely in BC]

Why yes, I do actually....I also have a nurses' uniform if that helps my chances...i realize this is a tough job market.

LMAO- you slay me Miss G.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Why yes, I do actually....I also have a nurses' uniform if that helps my chances...i realize this is a tough job market.

I think we can work with a nurse. You'll improve your chances if the costume includes a stethoscope.

 

[MissGuided]

^ it does. and, a thermometer.

 

[Lonely in BC]

^ it does. and, a thermometer.

Ouch!

 

[Bob Arctor]

^ it does. and, a thermometer.

Ouch!

Let's hope that's infrared.

 

[MissGuided]

^ LMAO - Well, will that affect my chances of being hired??

 

[Bob Arctor]

I prefer infrared.

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On an unrelated note...hey Apple...**** YOU.

 

[Bob Arctor]

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[Bob Arctor]

Dog bless you.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Why must toilet paper commercials be so descriptive?

 

[Bob Arctor]

I think I've probably done more good things than bad things.

 

[Bob Arctor]

If you're a spider in my house I can offer you a quick death.

 

[Bob Arctor]

My brain is a sample platter of various psychological disorders...bon apetite!

 

[Bob Arctor]

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[Bob Arctor]

Ohhh...that sinking feeling when I realize I'm having spaghetti two nights in one week.

 

[Bob Arctor]

We're all just people, trying to adjust to life in a post 'honey boo boo child' world.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Started my first tai chi class today, it was awesome . I missed my first class so everyone was already about 8 moves ahead of me, but it's a small group so it's easier to learn with more personal attention from the instructor. I just tried repeating the moves I learned today and can remember about 95% of them. I've finally found a healthy hobby I'm passionate about. I think I'd like to pursue this long term and eventually become an instructor.