Cat Person or Dog Person?

[TheRealCallie]

My last boyfriend had a dog. Made me kind of want a dog again. I miss the dog more than the man, tbh. lol

 

[Zak]

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I sleep all day, then I sprint like a maniac.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I ignore my toys but I love a cardboard box for that.

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I knock stuff over just to see how you react.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I meow to go out, then change my mind right back

 

[Hoarse Whisperer]

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I sleep all day, then I sprint like a maniac.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I ignore my toys but I love a cardboard box for that.

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I knock stuff over just to see how you react.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I meow to go out, then change my mind right back

Yo, I’m the top dog, big paws in the street,
Golden chain swang when I step on the beat.
Got my crew in the yard, yeah, we rollin’ deep,
Tail wag real slow, but don’t think I’m sweet.

I’m posted on the block where the hydrants shine,
Markin’ up the corners, yeah, the city is mine.
Ain’t no leash on my neck, I’m a free OG,
Got the mailman shook when he step to me!

 

[Zak]

Yo, I’m the top dog, big paws in the street,
Golden chain swang when I step on the beat.
Got my crew in the yard, yeah, we rollin’ deep,
Tail wag real slow, but don’t think I’m sweet.

I’m posted on the block where the hydrants shine,
Markin’ up the corners, yeah, the city is mine.
Ain’t no leash on my neck, I’m a free OG,
Got the mailman shook when he step to me!

I wake up at 3 AM just to scream in the hall,
Scratch the couch, knock a glass off the table—that’s all.
I don’t fetch, I don’t sit, I don’t care what you say,
I just stare at the wall like I’m summoning prey.

I bring dead mice as gifts, but you don’t appreciate,
I step on your keyboard when you’re workin’ late.
I got fur on your clothes, on your bed, on your chair,
And if you move me, I’ll just act like I don’t care.

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I sleep 20 hours and I’m totally fat.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I ignore all my toys and play with a paper bag.

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I run full speed at night just to give you a heart attack.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
And I only drink water if it drips from the tap.

I sit in a box that’s too small for me,
If you close the bathroom door, I scream till I’m free.
I demand attention but only for five,
Then I bite your hand just to feel alive.

You spent fifty bucks on a nice cat bed,
But I sleep on your laundry or the floor instead.
I got zoomies, I got moods, I got murder in my eyes,
I attack your feet, then I act surprised.

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I act super cute then I claw up your back.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
If I fit, I sit—yeah, that’s a fact.

I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
I meow for food, then walk away fast.
I'm just a regular everyday normal cat,
You exist to serve me—don’t ever forget that.

You can try to pet me, but I’ll dictate the time,
And if I look at you sideways, you’ve committed a crime.
I’m mysterious, majestic, an enigma at best,
Now excuse me while I knock all this crap off your desk.