Confess and Punish

[zero]

As punishment you have to give away all your baseball bats and not watch sports for a week.

I confess I almost swore in front of the lady from the postal office for having me wait uselessly and not finding my package. (I swore in my mind though, lol)

 

[user 108508]

To redeem yourself, you will sit and stare a bottle of dishwashing detergent for 24 hours to wash out the swearing you did in your mind.

I pretended not to hear my phone, when I totally did and just didn't want to talk to the person at the other end.

 

[zero]

as punishment you`ll turn off your phone for a day and resist the temptation of checking your calls.

I confess I lost my temper and smashed my radio alarm clock, just because it was within my reach, and now it`s broken.

 

[user 108508]

As a result, you overslept and missed the opportunity of a lifetime from a local billionaire. He was out on philanthropic mission to randomly give away half of his estate to the next person that answered their door.


The cable company forgot to invoice me for a PPV movie....and, I didn't rush to tell them.