Dad Jokes

[Draven]

Why do bees always have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

 

[Thomas]]

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.
Can't wait to see how it turns out.

 

[Minus]

 

[Thomas]]

 

[okidoke]

In 3026 years from now, the world will either be better or it will be worse. It’s 5050.

 

[wolfblood]

What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

 

[wolfblood]

What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short.

 

[wolfblood]

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house.

 

[wolfblood]

How do you make 7 even? Take away the S.

 

[wolfblood]

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

 

[147]

What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

I love this one!!

 

[kaetic]

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.