Describe the person above you

[Shipster0958]

Is jealous that no one is turning gay for him.

 

[Scotsman]

Haha!

Has lost her strawberries - *not a euphemism for sanity (they'll always be tomatoes to me)

 

[Shipster0958]

Doesn't know the phrase is "lost their marbles."

 

[Scotsman]

Denies me my right to make my own phrases. Why should marbles have a monopoly!!

 

[Shipster0958]

Has lost his potatoes.

 

[Scotsman]

Has lost her staples

 

[Shipster0958]

Has lost his body apparently...he's just sunglasses now.

 

[Scotsman]

Has lost her gender!

 

[Shipster0958]

Thinks this is the rumors thread.

 

[Scotsman]

Thinks I have any idea what thread i'm in at any given time. And doesn't understand my forum roulette game.

 

[Shipster0958]

Doesn't understand his madness.

 

[Scotsman]

Defines peoples entirely sane behaviour as something more troubling.

 

[Shipster0958]

Does that wacky spelling of behavior.

 

[Scotsman]

Fails to acknowledge proper English and insists on using that American English stuff.

 

[Edward W]

Likes sunglasses, of that I am certain.

 

[Shipster0958]

Thinks sunglasses are cool.

 

[Scotsman]

Moves so fast that I suspect, when she can take her lovely baby out the poor little soul will be sat in the buggy looking like a cute puppy hanging out a car window, so fast her mommy moves.

 

[Shipster0958]

Will get knocked over by my blazing stroller.

 

[Edward W]

A tired, but proud mommy.

(this will be weird if Scotsman has posted quickly before me...)

 

[Scotsman]

Doesn't realise that when she's out blazing like one of the fantastic four, i'll be left tied to her tree with just the stale bread and warm water she gives me.