Seriously, who doesn't.
Do you like steak so rare that it makes a valor attempt to creep off the plate. I mean, it's got to know it really doesn't have a chance, but yet it clings to that blind hope in the face of logical probabilities. Ha, can you imagine if it actually made it back to the grazing fields with other cows? Do you think it would really be accepted? You only really have one humane option; eat it, eat the meat.
Dear god, why am I getting so turned on? I really want to slap some vegetarian's ass with a rare porterhouse. Err, I'll be back in 20 minutes.