Only by the fireplace in winter, I am civilized the rest of the year.
Do you like sunburn?
@dramaqueen
Many years ago. It ended with me dodging her car in the street like a bull fighter and yelling profanities as her little Subaru flew by each time until the police showed up and hauled her off to jail. She got probation and is suppose to stay a certain distance from me forever. We only went out a few times (no, I didn't even jump her bones) when I realized she was... "a couple bits short of a byte". Following me around, talking about having kids and getting married. Another time I had to disarm her and sit on her until the police came. Last I heard she is part of some wacky church in Kansas now preparing for the rapture in 2012