Dumb Excuses To Get Out Of Going Into Work

[sk66rc]

Actual conversation I had with one of the manager I work with:

Me: I'm gonna be late coming in... I over slept...

Him: Well, you could've called...

Me: I haven't mastered "sleep calling" yet, hence I'm calling you now...

Him: Oh, well, ok...

 

[Hearmenow2012]

I didn't have any clothes that were ready to wear.