Dumb Excuses To Get Out Of Going Into Work

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I asked my magic 8 ball if I should go to work, it told me to ask again later.

So I waited 8 hours and asked again, then it said yes.
 
Badjedidude said:
"I just got my girlfriend pregnant."

"...and my wife just found out."
Oh man! Suddenly, work becomes the last thing on your mind. lol I would run and join the French Foreign Legion if that's what it took to get away from her.
 
I am not wearing any pants and you told me not to come to work without them again. So really - your fault. :/
 
BrokenInside said:
I was busy stealing Edward's spaceship.

I got abducted by someone called BrokenInside, and then probed with weird sex tools.
 
9006 said:
BrokenInside said:
I was busy stealing Edward's spaceship.

I got abducted by someone called BrokenInside, and then probed with weird sex tools.

Um, Broken' must have added those, yeah....

I was too busy filling in insurance forms for weird se..., er a stolen spaceship to go to work today.
 
I burned my hair while I was curling it.

9006 said:
I got abducted by someone called BrokenInside, and then probed with weird sex tools.

Who's doing the probing, you or her?
B's a sweet sweet girl!
 

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