Dumb Excuses To Get Out Of Going Into Work

[ladyforsaken]

^ Hahahahaha

I had a wet dream last night and I can't seem to dry myself.

 

[9006]

I had eye ache.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I granted myself a day off.

 

[BrokenInside]

I thought it was sunday.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Who cares?

 

[9006]

I have hair ache.

 

[Broken_Doll]

Whilst drinking I decided it was a good idea to climb a tree wearing high heels, I fell out of the tree.

 

[9006]

I had to cut my nails.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I had to perfectly trim my nose hair. Took ages.

 

[Rosebolt]

I'm in a spaceship.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I was just too lazy to move.

 

[9006]

My alarm exploded.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Rofl.

I thought I was blind (but my eyes were too heavy to open).

 

[9006]

I thought my leg fell off.. but it didn't.

 

[Rosebolt]

Could find my alarm.

 

[9006]

I didn't have any clean underwear.

 

[Rosebolt]

My dog ate my clothes.

 

[9006]

I was too busy have some sex.

 

[ladyforsaken]

My cat won't get off my lap.

 

[Veruca]

I lost my voice after karaoke last night