Dumb Excuses To Get Out Of Going Into Work

[perfanoff]

My furniture got possessed and I spent the day fighting it

 

[Moe'sTavern]

My mom couldn't drive me to work.

 

[9006]

I forgot (Despite working for the company for 20 years).

 

[LoneKiller]

I was a victim of a hit and run.

 

[perfanoff]

I didn't have hot water for shower so I waited until it's back on

 

[9006]

I got lost going to the toilet.

 

[flaneur]

I have to go to class.

 

[LoneKiller]

I didn't get any sleep last night. I was up all night arguing with a fellow forum member over boxers or briefs.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I couldn't find my glasses.

 

[9006]

Work ran in to my masturbation time.

 

[BrokenInside]

They shifted their office and didn't give me the new address.

 

[9006]

I farted and followed through.

 

[ladyforsaken]

*shrugs*

 

[LoneKiller]

Work ran in to my masturbation time.

So, that'd be what? One or two minutes tops?

 

[Moe'sTavern]

It's against my religion to work for *********s.

 

[9006]

I was too drunk.

 

[flaneur]

Magic 8-Ball doesn't lie, sir.

 

[9006]

You didn't ask me to work.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Oh..... I didn't know.

 

[perfanoff]

It was full moon, I woke up as a bunny