Finish the sentence...

[Magalie]

Lol

I woke up and ...someone was knocking on my door at 8 am.

Does it matter...

 

[gabriel20]

Does it matter.............................that it was a life size Micky Mouse,and your clock was wrong,it was 4am !



Just look at that thing over there,it's.....................

 

[Danielle]

Just look at that thing over there, it's giant..I've never seen anything like it!


Do you want to......

 

[WishingWell]

go to the mall and walk around and maybe have something to eat?


How many times.....

 

[Magalie]

How many times...the moon goes around the Earth?

Maybe one day...

 

[Dreamermec]

Maybe one day...I will grow wings and learn to fly

Where's all the good...

 

[Magalie]

Where's all the good...stuff hidden?

How come you...

 

[gabriel20]

How come you are walking around,and around in circle's,with that silly thing on your head?


Why,oh,why,did I have to,.............................................

 

[Danielle]

Why,oh,why,did I have to eat so much food that my pants won't button!?

The last time you called me.....

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

The last time you called me was after your LifeAlert subscription ran out!

The last time you buttoned your pants Obama was...

 

[Blue Bob]

The last time you buttoned your pants Obama was when you were wearing your mom jeans.

Next time you do that....

 

[Danielle]

Next time you do that.... a killer clown will pop out of the darkness and scare you.

 

[Blue Bob]

^ you forgot to start a new sentence, so i'll start one.

I wish it was time...

 

[Danielle]

I wish it was time to....get into bed for a nice long sleep.


Walking down that street.....

 

[Blue Bob]

Walking down that street by yourself is not a good idea.

If only...

 

[Somnambulist]

If only I had wine instead of blood streaming through my body.

Skinless chicken breasts ...

 

[Meaw]

Skinless chicken breasts ... are better to eat after they are cooked than before.

Out of the two options, I definitely prefer...

 

[Somnambulist]

Out of the two options, I definitely prefer Anne Hathaway over Angelina Jolie

If I were married to ...

 

[Meaw]

If I was married to anyone, would I have to share my salt with it then?

When they announced the new rules, my first thought was...

 

[Somnambulist]

When they announced the new rules, my first thought was "Can I keep my underwear on, at least ?"

The expression "ball in hand" in the game of pool means ...