Finish the sentence...

[Meaw]

I think you forgot something?

Oh, seems fixed now
The expression "ball in hand" in the game of pool means you gotta have some huge paws to hold a whole luxury party XD

Did you hear that? It must have been...

 

[Somnambulist]

Did you hear that ? It must have been due to all the beans he's been eating all day long ... yeuck

Orange orangutans ...

 

[Meaw]

Orange orangutans make me think of my grandma, is that unfitting?

Mylord, the people are starving! They request...

 

[Somnambulist]

Mylord, the people are starving! They request 3 Steak Quesadillas, 7 medium Jumbo Jack meals w/ Diet Coke, 6 BRC Burritos, a 10 piece tenders bucket meal, and 19 reindeer sausages.

I'm so drunk I ...

 

[lilE]

I was able to get my true feelings out.

it is 4am here and....

 

[Blue Bob]

it is 4am here and yet i have nothing better to do.

you'd think...

 

[lilE]

you'd think at this day and age Dunkin Donuts would have lactaid, but they don't!

lil Durk is the biggest fuckboi in Chicago because.....

 

[Blue Bob]

lil Durk is the biggest fuckboi in Chicago because he's in prison and he decided to be "gay for the stay".

Now and then....

 

[Oldyoung]

Now and then even I post in the games section.

Whenever you try being creative then ...

 

[Blue Bob]

Whenever you try being creative then, but not now.

My gut tells me ...

 

[zero]

My gut tells me I shouldn`t be laughing now.

Right now I`d like .....

 

[Blue Bob]

Right now I'd like to be soaking in a hot jacuzzi and sipping on a cold beer.

It looks as ....

 

[zero]

It looks as if it`s going to snow.

I`m watching ...

 

[Blue Bob]

I'm watching, so go ahead and do it.

That was...

 

[Yukongirl]

That's was frigging hilarious, do it again

I can't stop....

 

[zero]

I can`t stop, someone cut the power off.

I look at the bed ....

 

[sothatwasmylife]

That guy in the hat with the obviously false beard would

 

[Blue Bob]

I look at the bed of my truck and realize that guy in the hat with the obviously false beard would probably not be comfortable riding in it since it looks like it’s going to snow, so I decide not to give him a ride.

Then it occurred to me....

 

[Yukongirl]

Then it occurred to me, what kind of person would leave someone on the side of the road in a snowstorm; it also occurred to me picking someone up while obviously trying to disguise themselves may not be in my best interest...

The snow angel was imperfect but.....

 

[Meaw]

The snow angel was imperfect but so is everyone. It was there, and that is what matters. Maybe someone would see it, and smile.

Only a fool would never...