Finish the sentence...

[Jilted John]

this time of year I always get mugged!



If I get my hands on...

 

[floffyschneeman]

If I get my hands on a guitar, I would learn to play 'til dawn.


Will you take my...

 

[Jilted John]

Will you take my guitar and make a fire with it?



If only that...

 

[Arnie]

if only that one girl would play this game we could give her a hard time.

but then again...

 

[Jilted John]

but then again,we can always do it on the cookie thread!




Instead of....

 

[floffyschneeman]

Instead of sleeping, I'll waste my time online.


I feel...

 

[Jilted John]

I feel tired now.





What about...

 

[floffyschneeman]

what about love?



Don't you just...

 

[Jilted John]

Don't you just hate it when women start using the L word?




How many times have I told you....

 

[floffyschneeman]

no I don't, it's our weapon (d)

How many times have I told you not to chew your fingernails :O



Damn this...

 

[Jilted John]

Damn this woman for banning me from chewing my finger nails,I'll just chew my toe nails instead!



wouldn't you just love to......

 

[floffyschneeman]

Ew ¬¬


Wouldn't you just love to spend your entire day in front of the computer?



I dread being...

 

[Jilted John]

I dread being the only one on the games forum!



I wish I'd...

 

[Arnie]

i wish i'd been a little nicer to everyone.

next time...

 

[Jilted John]

next time I'm gonna fix that Arnie for good!


Doesn't it make you want to.....

 

[Ivy]

...slap a zucchini?


Why does it...

 

[Arnie]

why does it always happen to me?

given the opportunity...

 

[Jilted John]

given the opportunity,I'd rather play the cookie game.



Isn't it time....

 

[Ivy]

...to have dinner yet?

How in the world...

 

[Jilted John]

How in the world can Ivy be hungry AGAIN!


I just don't believe.....