Finish the sentence...

[Arnie]

lucky little &#$^%! aren't we!

whenever...

 

[Jilted John]

Whenever I see Arnie's new sig. I want to hit it with a hammer,it's starting to drive me mad,mad, I say!



Which brings me to the subject of.......

 

[kaede]

which brings me to the subject of the evening...or then again, perhaps not.

i much prefer

 

[Arnie]

i much prefer seedless grapes, but not all grapes because i believe they have the same right as me to procreate.

i should...

 

[kaede]

i should research grape procreation.

deja vu

 

[Arnie]

deja vu, i resemble this remark

oh...

 

[kaede]

oh by the way do you have a housekeeper?

i really

 

[Arnie]

i really need one.

are...

 

[kaede]

are you going to do the housecleaning all by yourself this weekend?

if

 

[Arnie]

if you must know, i already did it today (or really yesterday)

sunday...

 

[Jilted John]

Sunday morning,I found my self replying to some ridiculous thread,on some weird web site.(note to self,get a life!)



Whilst bending over...

 

[Arnie]

Whilst bending over backwards to help I lost all my pocket change.

Next time...

 

[Jilted John]

Next time I'll bend over sideways and only lose half my pocket change!



When he looked under the bed....

 

[RavenQuill]

When he looked under the bed, he saw his girlfriend's lover.


I often think that....

 

[Blue Bob]

I often think that her bed feels lumpy.

I'm so glad...

 

[Jilted John]

I'm so glad I discovered the cause!




Now I'm going to.....

 

[Arnie]

Now I'm going to start sleeping on her side!

I bet she'll....

 

[Jilted John]

I bet she'll slip out during the night,and join the guy under the bed!



I wonder if...

 

[kaede]

i wonder if i will sleep through the night or be woken up by another big thunderstorm?

tomorrow

 

[Arnie]

tomorrow might get muggy

this time of year...