I know the one's to my right. I cannot stand the ones to my left. The reason for this is that they moved in next door, built the equivalent of a prison fence around their house that blocked out half my light and then proceeded to cut down the trees between our two houses - without caring that my bloody washing lines were attached to them.
The next person is my neighbour. He'll know if he is...
Not really. I can speak some German, but in no way fluently. I can trot out various phrases, questions and answers in Japanese, but more like a phrasebook. I'd like to learn one though if I ever have the time.