Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[Shipster0958]

I heard lady had 20 trained poodles.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Shipster owns all ships in the world.

 

[Edward W]

Lady owns the patent on hugs, but freely gives them away.

 

[Cavey]

Ed W is secretly an alien on a fact finding mission, his frequent avatar changes are all messages to the mothership.

 

[Scotsman]

Cavey is really my next door neighbour, Barbara, who desperately wants some form of contact with me, just to feel connected, after lusting after me for so long. Stop stealing my boxers, Barbara!!! You can't keep doing this, you're married and I'm just too gorgeous!!

 

[9006]

Scotsman has had a 147.

 

[Scotsman]

^ Ah, the dreams. I wish. Never got much beyond 60.

9006 runs a sweat shop in Bangladesh.

 

[Edward W]

Scotsman owns 267 ties and 97 suits. 56.5 pairs of shoes as well.

 

[Scotsman]

Edward lives in my wardrobe and reads me stories at bedtime

 

[9006]

Scotsman eats puppies for breakfast.

 

[EveWasFramed]

9006 really looks just like his avatar in real life.

 

[9006]

I hear Eve wears what her avatar wears out doors.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I heard that 9006's real name/number is 9007 but he hates it so he doesn't use it.

 

[Cavey]

9006 has a secret brother called 9007 - he's currently employed as a cut-price James Bond impersonator.

Edit: How strange. Post at the same time and both about 9007.

Eve is actually telepathically connected to me and also knows 9006's dark secret.

 

[9006]

Haha, everyone gang up on me!

Cavey eats skin for breakfast!

 

[EveWasFramed]

You don't appear to actually have nostrils.

 

[WildernessWildChild]

She eats cookies in bed and leaves crumbs in strategic places.

 

[EveWasFramed]

That's TRUTH, not rumor.

I heard BC leaves the cookies on purpose because he ENJOYS coming home to something in his bed.
Cookie crumbs I mean, you pervs.

 

[Shipster0958]

Is a menace.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Looks like wooden cheese , lol