9006 Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Messages 19,816 Reaction score 307 Location UK May 23, 2013 #2,601 Perfanoff is actually a multi-millionhare, but has just forgot.
P perfanoff Guest May 23, 2013 #2,602 9006's biggest-kept-secret is his occupation. He "could" tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.
9006 Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Messages 19,816 Reaction score 307 Location UK May 23, 2013 #2,603 Perfanoff is actually related to the queen of England, but he doesn't like to make a fuss about it.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 23, 2013 #2,604 9006 IS the queen of England
9006 Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Messages 19,816 Reaction score 307 Location UK May 23, 2013 #2,605 Scotsman seems jealous that I live in a massive palace with a bunch of servants and never have to worry about money.
Scotsman seems jealous that I live in a massive palace with a bunch of servants and never have to worry about money.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 23, 2013 #2,606 9006 is so oblivious, and leads such a lavish life, he doesn't even know I'm one of his servants.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 23, 2013 #2,607 Scotty sells exotic fish illegally.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 23, 2013 #2,608 LadyF provides me with an endless line of fish which she catches in her teeth after diving head first into tropical waters while singing jingle bells. Or something like that.
LadyF provides me with an endless line of fish which she catches in her teeth after diving head first into tropical waters while singing jingle bells. Or something like that.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 23, 2013 #2,609 Scotty works with Santa.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 23, 2013 #2,610 LadyF has been applying to be an elf for 4 consecutive years now.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 23, 2013 #2,611 Scotty won't put a good word in to Santa for me.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 23, 2013 #2,612 LadyF has neglected to divulge what she truly means by 'good word'. She's been asking me to do things to Santa.
LadyF has neglected to divulge what she truly means by 'good word'. She's been asking me to do things to Santa.
9006 Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Messages 19,816 Reaction score 307 Location UK May 23, 2013 #2,613 I hear Scotsman is best friends with a suit.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 23, 2013 #2,614 Mike runs the newspaper agency and edits all the stories that gets published.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 24, 2013 #2,615 Steals pencils from kids.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 24, 2013 #2,616 Steals kids' lunch boxes... meanie.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 24, 2013 #2,617 Demands half of my 'takings'. She always leaves me the cheese sandwiches. Always.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 24, 2013 #2,618 Likes to tell on our crimes! >:|
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 24, 2013 #2,619 Is always beating me for opening my mouth about our crime spree.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 24, 2013 #2,620 Is always instigating me to do more crimes. ^that isn't the only one.