JAYtheMAGNIFICENT is actually pronounced "YAYelMAGNIFICO!!" from back in his Spanish Carnival days where he would prepare and eat 30 beef & bean burritos in 2 minutes. He had a Mariachi band and a lovely Spanish assistant and would make his entrance on the back of a large bull named Pedro. He'd make the burritos with his feet and eat them with his hands and beat the clock every time to which the crowd would erupt with praise! They would throw roses and peso's at him and he'd take his bows with his beautiful assistant, ride off-stage on Pedro and promptly RUN to the backstage bathroom for the next hour and a half.
JAYtheMAGNIFICENT goes around to video stores demanding VHS copies of BLU-RAY quality movies. He also has a casette deck hooked up to a 7.1 surround sound system. He also walks around the beach with a massive boombox on his shoulder blaring a mix tape of classical aria's and 1980's rap wearing a chain around his neck that's attached to a toaster.
grainofrice24 satisfies his pancake fetish by cooking a fresh fluffy buttermilk pancake, coating it in butter, then rolling it around his penis. Then he starts jerking furiously using as much Aunt Jemimah's syrup as needed because it dries up fast. When he wants to live life on the edge he'll stick a sausage up his ass for good measure.