Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[RyanEhf]

PurpleDays is KittyKat =O

 

[Jilted John]

OK Purple Days,
You found out my secret! But I want the world to know,sob,sob,that,that,Ryan's the father!There now,I've said it!

 

[RyanEhf]

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Jilted John]

Ryan's lost the use of his fingers,he now has to type with his nose!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

John's house has been infested with bats that Courtney sent him.

 

[Jilted John]

Stop brushing your hair Courtney!

 

[PurpleDays]

I CALL GODMOTHER!!!! As apparently I am the OB GYN also. *shifty eyes*

That One Girl is actually a boy.

 

[Jilted John]

Aw yer sh**en me!I just adopted him,her,em,him!


Purple Days moonlights as a rollerskating cocktail waitress

 

[ThatOneGirl]

John is, obviously, a woman. I mean...he said he was having a baby and all.

Purple Days is going to be one of those creeper OB GYN's that you see in the movies, that ends up molesting you.

 

[Jilted John]

It was Purp.said I was pregnant.


Pssst,Pssst. I hear T.O.G. lives in a cave.

 

[RyanEhf]

Wow these rumors are out of control. Jilted John is really a giraffe they gave a laptop to at the zoo in Wales.

 

[PurpleDays]

Ryan is Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black's love child.

 

[RyanEhf]

PurpleDays has a floppy clock.

 

[PurpleDays]

Ryan is allergic to wildebeast.

 

[RyanEhf]

PurpleDays wears one of those African safari hats

 

[PurpleDays]

I WISH.

Ryan is my aunt.

 

[Jilted John]

He probably is!


Purp.Talks like the Queen so I hear.

 

[ThatOneGirl]

John is my adopted father.

 

[Jilted John]

That's not a rumour,it's gospel.


Ryan's a skateboard short of a wheel.

 

[Dessa]

I heard Jilted John likes to eat clothes. =/