Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 5, 2013 #2,281 LadyF has racey dreams about Gollum and it gives her a sense that she's 'precious' for the rest of the day.
LadyF has racey dreams about Gollum and it gives her a sense that she's 'precious' for the rest of the day.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 5, 2013 #2,282 Hahaha.. what if I said you're right? Scotsman was actually Gollum's master and trained him in that movie.
Hahaha.. what if I said you're right? Scotsman was actually Gollum's master and trained him in that movie.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 5, 2013 #2,283 LadyF dresses as a chimp and sneaks into safari parks for free food.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 5, 2013 #2,284 Scotsman is a famous GQ magazine model.
W WildernessWildChild Guest May 5, 2013 #2,285 She's also the endearing chimp who dances for the organ grinder at the park on weekends.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 5, 2013 #2,286 WWC is a weird reporter who loves to videotape such said incidents. ^
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 5, 2013 #2,287 Do you remember that woman who lost the plot and drove across America wearing a nappy (diaper) in a fit of jealous delusion? Yeah well that was LadyF
Do you remember that woman who lost the plot and drove across America wearing a nappy (diaper) in a fit of jealous delusion? Yeah well that was LadyF
Punisher Well-known member Joined Nov 2, 2008 Messages 5,290 Reaction score 187 Location Wales, UK May 5, 2013 #2,288 Scotsman is really an Irishman.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 5, 2013 #2,289 Punisher sits all day in his underwear with fairy wings on.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 6, 2013 #2,290 Scotsman is the Superman of Scotland.
9006 Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Messages 19,816 Reaction score 307 Location UK May 6, 2013 #2,291 Lady has three ****s, like that woman out of Total Recall.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 6, 2013 #2,292 Mike went for auditions to be wolverine in X-Men.
9006 Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Messages 19,816 Reaction score 307 Location UK May 6, 2013 #2,293 Lady worships feet.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 6, 2013 #2,294 Mike worships women's *****.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 6, 2013 #2,295 LadyF has a bubble wrap fetish.
ladyforsaken Well-known member Joined Jun 8, 2012 Messages 23,181 Reaction score 68 Location ALL May 6, 2013 #2,296 Scotsman has a fetish for hats.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 6, 2013 #2,297 LadyF wants one of my fetish hats.
Shipster0958 Well-known member Joined Mar 27, 2013 Messages 4,061 Reaction score 0 Location Tennessee May 6, 2013 #2,298 Scotsman must have invented and manufactured fetish hats.
Scotsman Well-known member Joined Mar 29, 2013 Messages 4,548 Reaction score 4 Location A town near you May 6, 2013 #2,299 Shipster is currently stomping her feet in a diva like tantrum because she has no fetish hats.
P PrinceOfPeace Well-known member Joined Apr 17, 2013 Messages 372 Reaction score 3 Location Little Rock. USA May 6, 2013 #2,300 when Scotsman is in the highlands he wears thermal underpants under his kilt at all times