Give a random piece of advice

[Peaches]

people who never eat till they are completely full live longer

 

[Cavey]

I can back you both up on this one.

Is it coincidence we are all on the same forum?

Conclusive proof that naked baconry leads to loneliness and social anxiety!

LOL! Maybe we should all put our heads together and invent a 'bacon bib' to raise awareness!

Your wish is my command, milady.

 

[Serenia]

Never assume anything.

It makes an *** out of U and ME.

 

[user 108508]

I can back you both up on this one.

Is it coincidence we are all on the same forum?

Conclusive proof that naked baconry leads to loneliness and social anxiety!

LOL! Maybe we should all put our heads together and invent a 'bacon bib' to raise awareness!

Your wish is my command, milady.

LMAO! I love it - thanks, Cavey. We're gonna be rich!

 

[Mouse]

All the best advice I received was from dear Dad, my favourite being: “The man who never made a mistake never made anything.”

 

[lifestream]

'Laughing always turns to crying.'

'You can't take it with you.'

 

[WishingWell]

Never hold out for someone who doesn't love you with the hope someday that person will.

 

[Mouse]

Don’t boast about your abilities. If they are good enough, people will do the talking for you.

 

[Scootch]

Wear sunscreen.

[video=youtube]

 

[Mr Seal The Albatros]

It's nice to dress like others, but wear a clown nose and Viking helmet every once in a while.

 

[differentlonelygirl]

Just because it seems like a fairy tale, doesn't make it one.

 

[Darrell_Licht]

If I ever adhere to any, I'll write back..

 

[PenDragon]

Live the life day by day. Don't plan for things which is yet to come pass.

 

[Mouse]

Watch where you walk, lest thou performest a mighty **** skid.

 

[stb]

Better be rejected for who you are, than accepted on a front.

 

[Tealeaf]

I think it might be possible to stop sneezes by pinching your nose hard. I've been doing that over the past couple of days because I'm sick of sneezing my brains all over the place.

 

[PenDragon]

Sometimes rejection is better than false acceptance.

 

[Albatross]

Offence is not given. It is taken

 

[user 108508]

Remember, drinking removes the ability to whisper.

 

[lonelyfairy]

In the end, you can only trust yourself.