Give a random piece of advice

[PenDragon]

Rely on people who are really worth.

 

[Albatross]

Remember, drinking removes the ability to whisper.

I always think I'm so sneaky and subtle when I'm drunk but once I sober up I look back on the night and just face palm

 

[Mouse]

Put brain into gear before operating mouth.

 

[user 115627]

Never whistle while you're pissing.

 

[PenDragon]

Never whistle while shitting either.

 

[user 108508]

Remember, drinking removes the ability to whisper.

I always think I'm so sneaky and subtle when I'm drunk but once I sober up I look back on the night and just face palm

Yep, I feel ya. I've done the walk of shame with my panties wadded up in my purse once or twice, as well.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

[Cavey]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Haha. That's got to be the best advice offered so far!

 

[VanillaCreme]

Never carry a briefcase if you're dealing with the mob.

 

[zibafu]

Don't take yourself seriously

 

[user 108508]

Haha. That's got to be the best advice offered so far!

Good to hear, Mr. Cavey! Between that and the bacon warning, you should be all set now.

Never carry a briefcase if you're dealing with the mob.

Word. Also, maybe give up cars for a nice bike.


Be with someone who gives you the same feeling you get when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

 

[Albatross]

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. succumb to the darkness yourself

 

[RainbowWalker]

Wear sunscreen.

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Dear Scootch, this was probably one of the best advice I have read here so far! Great one!

 

[lonelyfairy]

Take care of your health.

 

[BeyondShy]

Intuition is the subconscious acting in a time of duress. (Branch Rickey)

 

[tc00]

Giving a kind word (spoken or typed ) and showing genuine interest in the other person can make their day. Little things can mean a lot to people.

 

[Emu]

Never leap frog a unicorn.

 

[stb]

RUN!!!

 

[Scootch]

Thanks

Wear sunscreen.

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Dear Scootch, this was probably one of the best advice I have read here so far! Great one!

 

[user 108508]

You know a woman is mad when she starts her sentence off with 'I just find it funny how...', because there is a 99% chance she didn't find it funny at all.

 

[user 115627]

Never trust a man that obviously hides behind a veil of positivity.