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Granted but a lotta people don't like you and so you die.

I wish I could turn things to gold.
 
Granted but where you gonna put all that stuff? So you kill yourself.

I wish I was indestructible
 
Granted but you do it the first time and you hit a building and die.

I wish for never ending lays!
 
Did I read correct. Granted, but you get tired of getting laid but can't stop, lol.

I wish be a vampire
 
Granted but you can never ever touch anything else.

I wish I could reach my goal weight
 
Granted but a snow storm ruins it now you're living in the streets. (And I meant the chip lays lol)

I wish for a groups of superheroes under my command.
 
Granted but they're all Rapeman (wikipedia it, I swear he's real XD)

I wish I had a giant bed that would let me sleep whenever i wanted. Of course it comes with 3 succubi. >.>
 
Granted but you never wake up after the second time you sleep in it

I wish to be a real lady
 
Granted but it's so big it accedently steps on you.

I wish I could be two ppl at once
 
Completely offtopic here (sorry):

ThatOneDude said:
Granted but they're all Rapeman (wikipedia it, I swear he's real XD)

I wish I had a giant bed that would let me sleep whenever i wanted. Of course it comes with 3 succubi. >.>

"Righting wrongs through penetration."

Man, I lol'd so hard after looking that up.
 
I wish for a pony that can travel time and loves me very much and has no homicidal urges.
 

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