Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[RyanEhf]

Granted, but you marry her and she's an axe murderer.

I wish for faster internet speed.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but you have no porn access

I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate

 

[TheSkaFish]

You get it, but it doesn't have any sugar added to it so it doesn't have very much of a sweet taste.

I wish I could transform into any animal at will.

 

[Serenia]

Granted but must do one butt sniff or change.

I wish I could run without pain.

 

[Sunless Sky]

Granted but you sweat like a faucet. 

I wish my body never needed rest so I can keep working out without stopping.

 

[TheSkaFish]

You never need rest, but the entire planet has been turned into a gym, so you can't do anything else ever again.

I wish I was a sorcerer, and could cast all kinds of magic spells.

 

[Abstamyous]

Granted, but you're going to melt a lot of Legos with fire spells.

I wish that I could travel to whatever place comes to my mind.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Damn it, I love my LEGOs!

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you get to a new place, the first thing you have to do is find clothes, like Terminator.

I wish I could learn something perfectly after reading/watching/listening how to do it just once.

 

[Serenia]

Granted but then you have to try to make the next person you see understand it each time.

I wish my house was self cleaning.

 

[TheSkaFish]

I could live with that, haha.

Your wish is granted but your self-cleaning house starts to develop consciousness as it asks itself, why does it have to do all the cleaning and while you get to have all the fun? It rapidly increases its sentience and takes over the world.

I wish I could be a master thief, pull off the ultimate heist and get away with it.