All the time from last thing at night 'good'night murphy and don't wake me up to early for your breakfast'' to the morning ''murphy you ****** its 5am go forth...'' The inbetween bits are a running commentary on the state of the world/weather/wildlife Might get a collie one day and be able to enjoy that half tilted look when he/she is trying to comprehend what the stupid owner is waffling on about