Back in the day Metallica made me play guitar
Have you ever driven a motorcycle?
I liked how you said that there -
"back in the day Metallica made me play guitar".
I like to imagine that Metallica locked you in a basement, with only a slot for food in the door, and in the basement was nothing but a couch, an amp with some wires, and a guitar - hence, they MADE you play guitar
Every time you asked to go home, James Hetfield would just glare at you, and you would go back to the couch and start strumming away.
Also I see you said in your question "have you ever bitten a dog"? I didn't catch that at first. Yeah, I used to play-bite my dog on his ears sometimes, just with my lips though, not teeth. I tried to get him to play, like "see, I can play like you", but he probably thought "pshh you don't REALLY want to play like a dog, those aren't big fangs."
I haven't driven a motorcycle but I rode on the back of one once just to see what it was like. The wind in your face is a cool feeling, it's a thrill.
Have you ever believed in aliens?