Have you ever...

[user 135067]

Does 30 packs of 6 count?

Have you ever worked retail?

 

[Adamridge79]

Yes, people buy 180 cans of beer.

One year. **** that noise.

 

[Jeanine]

Yes

Have you ever fallen down the stairs?

 

[Ima Lone]

Oh yeah, I've fallen down stairs many times.
But I've never fallen up stairs, not even once!

How about you, ever wet your pants as an adult?
How embarrassing, huh?
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[Finished]

I spilled water on myself and others joked about me wetting myself. Ha! ha!

Have you ever had an Chinese device last a decade?

 

[Ima Lone]

Have you ever had an Chinese device last a decade?

Yes, even more than a decade! These are my Chinese handcuffs from 7th grade. More than a decade ago!

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Have you ever wondered if mom ever gave dad a [CENSORED] before she kissed you goodnight?

 

[Finished]

Ha! ha! No. I was the result of the last time they did anything intimate together.

Have you ever adjusted your self and had other people notice and point?

 

[Butterfly 2]

No. Chic here so I have no need to adjust myself.

Same question.

 

[Finished]

No. I don't think anybody has ever realized what I was doing. I would pull out my car keys or something when I was done so it wasn't so noticeable. Ha! ha!

Have you have wished cell phones didn't exist?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Oh but we did notice!

Yes. Sometimes I do. But they do really help connect a person with the rest of the world.

Do you wish you could have lived 100 years in the past?

 

[Finished]

Yes. I'd prefer about 80 years ago though.

Have you ever dreamt about pulling glass shards out of your body? Ha! Ha!

 

[Butterfly 2]

I don't think so, but supposedly we forget most of our dreams.

Same question.

 

[Finished]

Yeah, I did that last night for what seemed hours. It was painfully and bloody. When I woke up I was in a foul mood. I wanted to have a *** dream. But, that didn't happen. Crap!

Have you ever wished upon a star?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Maybe you do have those kind of dreams, but those are the ones you don't remember??

Yes! I have wished on a lot of stars.

Can you just lie back and look out at the night sky and be content?

 

[Ima Lone]

Oh sure but I didn’t get what it was that I’d wished for and what that wish was, I’ll never tell!

Have you ever eaten a whole pizza by yourself? And not one of those single serving sized ones either. A WHOLE pizza I’m talking about!

Oops, that answer was for have I ever wished on a star. I was slow and Butterfly 2 beat me to it! Sorry for clogging up the thread.

 

[Ima Lone]

Maybe you do have those kind of dreams, but those are the ones you don't remember??

Yes! I have wished on a lot of stars.

Can you just lie back and look out at the night sky and be content?

I could if I had another hammock again to lie on while I’m being content.

Have you ever tried to bully someone online?

 

[Butterfly 2]

It's okay. And even though I love pizza, I have never eaten a whole one by myself.

Do you like sourdough toast?

 

[Finished]

I do like broccoli especially pressure cooked with other veggies and some chicken breasts.

Yes sour dough toast is good.

Have you ever fell asleep at your desk at work?

 

[Butterfly 2]

I don't have a desk. Also, I don't go to work.

Have you ever wished you could be a toddler again and be less aware of what is happening outside of the home?

 

[Finished]

No. That's too far back. I would like to be a teenager again with the knowledge I have now.

Have you ever dreamt about being an animal? What was it?