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Once I got addicted to chocolate cereal, I ate too much without the milk and ended up throwing up.

I never ate it again! :)
 
I've gotten food poisoning from fast food restaurants a couple of times. The only fast food I eat anymore is pizza, and I hardly eat that anymore.
 
What things in life do you find amusing? Can be a person, place, animal, anything. Every time I see a Basset I can't help but chuckle. They're the coolest!

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How sometimes even the smallest things come back to bite you in the ass.
 
I find the fact that I am hurtling through an ever-expanding universe at around 70,000mph while spinning in circles at just over 1000mph pretty amusing.

When you get down to it, humanity is so inconsequential on a universal level that we might as well find the humour in everything, because one day we'll all cease to exist and the universe won't even blink.
 
Watching my cats bully my dog is hilarious. I guess he doesn't realize that he's bigger than them.
 
I find it amusing how people make various expressions on their face and do particular body movements, to get across what they are thinking. Strange thing is, that we all do it and are all able to interpret them! Why does a certain type of screwed up face, eyes looking a certain way, mouth twisted at a particular angle and body slightly tilted, mean something that we are all capable of understanding? Beats me, but it makes me laugh.
 
Locke said:
Watching my cats bully my dog is hilarious. I guess he doesn't realize that he's bigger than them.

I love that! It's like when you see these tiny dogs, yapping and taking on huge dogs and barking at horses!
 
The cats bandied up this morning and blocked my little dog from going down the steps. That was hilarious.
 
I couldn't believe it! I'm playing GTA IV and my grandmother walks by my door and hears one of the characters say "****" and she then says that I shouldn't be playing games with such language. Can you ******* believe that?
 
Lol you're not too old to be put over her knee LK!

My mother was a grandmother at 38, but I should probably share half the blame there. :)
 
I feel like such a strong man now. A bad ass from the east side being scolded by nanny. Stand back everyone! It's LK the "Brute" who dare not play anymore games with such awful language for fear of receiving the wrath of his grandmother Leona. That's right! I'm bad ass.
 
Aww.....She's just trying to raise you the right way, LK! :p

Niko Bellic's entire GTA IV criminal misadventure could have been avoided if he had a Gran like yours to scold him.
 
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