How do you cut TOAST?

[TheRealCallie]

We have a "when did you eat toast" and a "what do you put on toast" and a "how dark do you like your toast," but we don't have a "how do you cut toast." 

So, let's hear it, what is the proper way to  cut toast?  There is apparently a big debate going on somewhere about it (or at least that's what Facebook says), so what do you think? 

 

[PurpleStar]

Usually image one, though I have been known to do image two

 

[TheRealCallie]

I don't cut mine.  


Here are the other threads, if you want to have more toast fun.
[url=https://www.alonelylife.com/showthread.php?tid=9346]when was the last time you ate toast?
What's best on toast?
How dark do you like your toast?[/url]

 

[9006]

Without over-analyzing it I cut it like image 1 and 2... but more 2. I would say that images have it just right; "golden brown". Hate burnt toast!

 

[nibbysaurus]

Toast based fun is what I live for.

2 all the way

 

[kamya]

I use my teeth to cut it.

 

[kaetic]

I don't bother cutting toast when I'm at home. But the restaurant I go to usually slices it diagonally.

 

[Tealeaf]

I'm a savage and don't cut my toast.

 

[user 139760]

Cutting toast is a sin that should be punished with public beheadings.

INFIDELS.

(except for kids. I still cut their toasts. )

 

[TheLoadedDog]

Uncut. Vegemite. You have entered the kingdom.

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The sad part is I have a Canadian friend who has a jar of Vegemite. But I have run out. This is against God.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Uncut.  Vegemite.  You have entered the kingdom.

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NO, there is a thread for that.  THIS thread is just about how you cut it :club:
LOL

 

[constant stranger]

When feeding myself, toast is uncut. When serving any guests I'll make a plate presentation that has toast cutting configuration #3.

 

[TheLoadedDog]

Uncut.  Vegemite.  You have entered the kingdom.

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NO, there is a thread for that.  THIS thread is just about how you cut it :club:

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Every thread has room for Vegemite.  It is written.   

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Possible urban legend:

When the US company Kraft bought out Vegemite, they were sent a sample. They freaked.

"Umm... no, it's SUPPOSED to look and taste like that."

 

[erifeulb]

The usual - leave it whole.
Soup - cut into 4 squares.
Boiled egg - cut into 2 horizontal.
Scrambled egg - cut diagonally.
The odd occasion - picked and ripped to pieces as eaten.

 

[user 130057]

I like it in bite size pieces... or in other words, left uncut

Image one is OK if you're feeling fancy. Image two is a good, down to earth way to slice your toast. Image three is an abomination and it's creator should be publicly ridiculed... or flogged.

 

[Serenia]

I like it in bite size pieces... or in other words, left uncut

Image one is OK if you're feeling fancy. Image two is a good, down to earth way to slice your toast. Image three is an abomination and it's creator should be publicly ridiculed... or flogged.

I know how to slice Cavey's toast when he visits .  3 it is.

1, 2 or 3 is fine, I do 1 if I am feeling posh.

 

[Sun35]

We have a "when did you eat toast" and a "what do you put on toast" and a "how dark do you like your toast," but we don't have a "how do you cut toast." 

So, let's hear it, what is the proper way to  cut toast?  There is apparently a big debate going on somewhere about it (or at least that's what Facebook says), so what do you think? 

As far as I know Image 1 is the most commonly used method of cutting a toast and it seems appropriate as well. Anyways how will it matter? one has to eat it anyways.

 

[Minus]

 

[Danielle]

I cut it like #2 its easier to pull the crusts off that way!