How would you respond if I.....

[iseestars]

I would be scared.

How would you respond if I said I lost the keys to my house?

 

[Finished]

I would say I have two copies of all of your keys and give you a set while trying not to be too creepy about it. I wouldn't even mention using the red towel next to your shower the other day. Ha! Ha!

How would you respond if I said your underwear drawer is disorganized?

 

[Serenia]

I'd say you do a better job then ha ha .

How would you respond if you woke up and you woke up with a wife and kids?

 

[Finished]

I would hope the real husband doesn't come back.

How would you respond if all you could ever eat again is some kind of tacos.

 

[Serenia]

I would be pretty ok with that, might need to keep some gaviscon handy though.

How would you respond if you now had to live your life as per your predictive text middle button says.

 

[user 108508]

Considering Apple’s ****** up keyboard, it might be best to stop texting.

How would you respond if your lottery ticket hit all the numbers….except for one?

 

[Galen]

How would you respond if your lottery ticket hit all the numbers….except for one?

I have actually had that happen. - Cracked open a bottle in part celebration for what I've won and in part to compensate for a "for f''ks sake moment"

How would you respond if someone you've never met says "they're looking for....." and says your name?