I’m a 30 year old male friendless virgin

[Murakami_1]

Maybe move to China and get yourself a company-issued wife?

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-cu...taff?module=perpetual_scroll_0&pgtype=article

or just get an import wife

 

[Ace Face]

lol
Please watch this, by the way.

As if I'm clicking on your link, il send you a link to click on, I know all I need to know about Jersey,