I ____ Your ____ with ____

[EveWasFramed]

I dont want to see your imaginary girlfriends ass so I cover my eyes with my sunglasses.

 

[Garbageman]

I remove the tint from your sunglasses with an over cooked noodle.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I take your over cooked noodle and feed it to my neighbor's cat.

 

[Garbageman]

I lavish your neighbors cat with mouse milk shakes.

 

[ucxb]

I watch your mouse milk fly away with my hot air balloon

 

[EveWasFramed]

I take your hot air balloon and fly away with Garbageman?

 

[ucxb]

lol

I glue your Garbageman to the floor with my gorilla glue

 

[T20]

I squeeze your gorilla glue with my frozen tongs.

 

[Garbageman]

(Well Eve the hot air balloon ride was nice while it lasted, now does anyone have any glue deactivator?)


I thaw your frozen tongs with an aardvark armpit.

 

[T20]

I cut out your aardvark armpit and throw it into the abyss with my transparent guava gloves.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I destroy your transparent guava gloves with my office shredder.

 

[Danielle]

I smashed your office shredder outside with my giant sledge hammer.

 

[Garbageman]

I twisted your sledge hammer into a pretzel with my vulcan mind meld.

 

[ucxb]

I dissect your vulcan mind with my rusty swiss army knife

 

[T20]

I obliterate your rusty swiss army knife with my aggressive steroid abuser cannon.

 

[ucxb]

I inspect your said cannon with my x-ray goggles

 

[Garbageman]

I swat your x-ray goggles with my toy sticky hand.

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I dissect your sticky hand with my scalpel.

 

[Garbageman]

I tie your scalpel up with my artificial sinew.

 

[khaoz_ferox]

I compare your artificial sinew with natural sinew