I ____ Your ____ with ____

[Garbageman]

I chew on that natural sinew with my enamel coated chiclets.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I use your enamel coated chiclets for my new woodwork project.

 

[Garbageman]

I admire your new woodwork project with my fandangled admiration glasses.

 

[ucxb]

I take your said glasses and kick them with my mexican pointy boots

 

[Garbageman]

I decorate your Mexican pointy boots with ribbon.

 

[ucxb]

I burn your ribbon with my tiki torch

 

[Garbageman]

I fan your tiki torch with my bellows.

 

[GraceBlossom]

I sit on your bellows with my whoopy cushion .

 

[Garbageman]

I pop your whoopy cushion with my *Edit* hedge clippers.

*Removed because I had only ever heard the term used in a joking manner, I was unaware of the terms origin, and since I didn't know what it was I looked it up, now that I know I will no longer be using the term, and I apologize to anyone who knew what it meant if I offended, it didn't use to mean that and I am not sure when that changed. The term used to be used on the tv show Beavis and Butthead.

 

[GraceBlossom]

Before I can post what is a fart knocker

 

[mintymint]

I trim my hair with your hedge clippers.

 

[GraceBlossom]

I pop your whoopy cushion with my *Edit* hedge clippers.

*Removed because I had only ever heard the term used in a joking manner, I was unaware of the terms origin, and since I didn't know what it was I looked it up, now that I know I will no longer be using the term, and I apologize to anyone who knew what it meant if I offended, it didn't use to mean that and I am not sure when that changed. The term used to be used on the tv show Beavis and Butthead.

Oh God, I looked it up to, it was nice of you to remove it, we know you wouldn't say things like that on purpose .

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I trim my hair with your hedge clippers.

I convert your hedge clippers into a lawn mower .

 

[ladyforsaken]

I ran your lawn mower over my difficult colleague.

 

[mintymint]

I covered your difficult colleague with Nutella.

 

[Blue Bob]

I tp'd your trees with charmin

 

[GraceBlossom]

I plaster your charmin on my Tree

 

[Blue Bob]

I trick-or-treated your windows with soap

 

[Garbageman]

I dilute your soap with spam.

 

[Shipster0958]

I fry your spam with bacon.

 

[Blue Bob]

I eat your spam and bacon with tabasco.