I love it . . .

Jilted John · Sep 3, 2011

I love it when I've gone to a lot of trouble to make cauliflower cheese and grilled bacon for one,with home made sauce to die for,and sit down to enjoy it,to find the cauliflower is stringy! That just happened damn it!!!

RyanEhf · Sep 3, 2011

Just marinate that sh*t in some beer John

I love it when I'm brushing my teeth, and when I spit after rinsing the splash-back off the sink hits me square in the eye.

Jilted John · Sep 4, 2011

I love it when people keep banging on about beer,and I'm not allowed to!

VideoVidiVisum · Sep 4, 2011

I love it when I get woken by someone else's baby and it's blow-out diaper, and I have to get up to take care of it...

Jilted John · Sep 5, 2011

I love it when my cat needs to crap,but it's raining out,and he starts sniffing around the plant pots in my living room!

RyanEhf · Sep 5, 2011

Jilted John said:
I love it when people keep banging on about beer,and I'm not allowed to!

And don't you forget it

VideoVidiVisum said:
I love it when I get woken by someone else's baby and it's blow-out diaper, and I have to get up to take care of it...

No me gusta babies.

Jilted John said:
I love it when my cat needs to crap,but it's raining out,and he starts sniffing around the plant pots in my living room!

I love it when John's 'cat' is really a Siberian tiger he let's outside to go to the bathroom.

Jilted John · Sep 6, 2011

I love it when I find out that my cat is really a Siberian tiger,and I've been wondering why he costs so damn much to feed!

VideoVidiVisum · Sep 7, 2011

I love it how I'm not even a mother yet but my body is already being injured by a baby.... Gotta love twisting a knee putting a thrashing child into a car seat.

RyanEhf · Sep 7, 2011

Ouch :-/

Lollipop286 · Sep 8, 2011

I love it when church groups are standing in the road banging on people's windows when the light is red asking for donations.

Jilted John · Sep 9, 2011

I love it when when I'm sitting outside on a rare nice day,and the 8 year old ginger kid that lives up and behind my place,discovers that throwing rocks down onto the tin roof of the shed next door,makes a really loud noise! Oh joy.

DreamerDeceiver · Sep 21, 2011

I love it when I dream about meeting a really nice girl who actually accepts me and we start talking and going random places together. Then I wake up and she's gone.

Jilted John · Sep 28, 2011

I love it when someone parks their car outside my window,and switches the alarm on which also activates the horn,and is set off every time a car passes within 3 ft.And they've only gone shopping locally in the middle of the day!

RyanEhf · Oct 15, 2011

I love it when a part of my iphone breaks as soon as the new one comes out and there's 3 hour line ups outside every store.

Tristeza · Oct 15, 2011

I love it when I'm super excited about something and it turns out to be a super let down.

RyanEhf · Oct 19, 2011

I love it when people are trying to be specific when describing a light bulb or appliance they're looking for, and tell me that the one they want operates at 120v and 60hz. Oh really? You mean to tell me that the item you're looking for runs on the type of electricity that's supplied to every single house in North America? Gee, thanks for narrowing it down. ಠ_ಠ