I NEED A HELP!!!

[TheRealCallie]

I will give loans up to one million dollars, but require 300 percent interest and something of equal value secured in writing by an attorney of my choice. And i also have a some beach front property to sell in Arizona if any one is interested

Damn, I'm fuzzy with my Arizona, I can't for the life of me remember where the beach is ;-)

It's like an oasis....

 

[rymess]

And I have a Nigerean man who wants to give me a job making $200k a year, just wants my credit card number lol

Perhaps you should pass the contact info over to rymess. Lol

where's this nigerean man???

 

[Seahorse]

I have read some old stories on here of people who paid for their new "love" from another country to visit, so I assume these scams still exist sadly

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Im on a dating site and get at least 10 messages a week from males young enough to be my kid thinking I'm some lonely women...they all have the same story. It makes me both laugh and sick to my stomach

 

[TheRealCallie]

Can I just get a few hundred so I don't have to decide between the three things I want to get myself?

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A few hundred dollars, not a few hundred grand. lol

 

[Seahorse]

2 things no one can ever buy. Humor and humility... Im getting quite fat on humility

 

[user 139760]

...I want to get fat on a big check and Pina Coladas on an Island in the Pacific. Preferably with Drew Barrymore

 

[TheRealCallie]

2 things no one can ever buy. Humor and humility... Im getting quite fat on humility

But you can buy a comedian....so you  could buy humor.  It's wouldn't be YOUR OWN humor, but you can buy humor.  lol

 

[rymess]

okay can we return to the main problem is someone here have this 300k of ****

 

[Seahorse]

Speaking of comedians....looks who's back.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Wait, you want 300,000 pounds of ****? That's a lot of fertilizer. You must have a really big garden.

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So what's the money for?

 

[rymess]

Wait, you want 300,000 pounds of ****?  That's a lot of fertilizer.  You must have a really big garden.

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So what's the money for?

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Why are you persist to know the reason ??

 

[TheRealCallie]

Wait, you want 300,000 pounds of ****?  That's a lot of fertilizer.  You must have a really big garden.

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So what's the money for?

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Why are you persist to know the reason ??

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Maybe because you come on a forum of completely random people and ask for a **** ton of money and expect no one to ask what's it's for?  Or I might just be a persistent nosy *****.  However, why I do what I do is irrelevant.  This thread is about you and why you want complete strangers to give some random dude on the internet 300k. 

 

[Seahorse]

There was another thread that led to fertilizer comments, but I think that originated from the use of magic mushrooms.

 

[rymess]

Wait, you want 300,000 pounds of ****?  That's a lot of fertilizer.  You must have a really big garden.

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So what's the money for?

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Why are you persist to know the reason ??

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Maybe because you come on a forum of completely random people and ask for a **** ton of money and expect no one to ask what's it's for?  Or I might just be a persistent nosy *****.  However, why I do what I do is irrelevant.  This thread is about you and why you want complete strangers to give some random dude on the internet 300k. 

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Guess!! For u what's ur reason to ask money from unkown people?

 

[TheRealCallie]

Wait, you want 300,000 pounds of ****?  That's a lot of fertilizer.  You must have a really big garden.

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So what's the money for?

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Why are you persist to know the reason ??

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Maybe because you come on a forum of completely random people and ask for a **** ton of money and expect no one to ask what's it's for?  Or I might just be a persistent nosy *****.  However, why I do what I do is irrelevant.  This thread is about you and why you want complete strangers to give some random dude on the internet 300k. 

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Guess!! For u what's ur reason to ask money from unkown people?

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I don't ask unknown people for money.  I don't even ask people I do know for money....except my ex, but that's court ordered child support and money he already owes me. 

So what do you need that much money for?

 

[rymess]

IF I GET THIS 300k i will give u 100K

 

[TheRealCallie]

Well then clearly you don't need 300k, which makes me even more curious what it's for...

 

[Seahorse]

Clearly English isn't your first language, and lets assume you sincerely need a large sum of money for some reason. I suspect no one one here can directly help you with that but may be able to advise you if you were more clear about your situation

 

[Nicolelt]

okay can we return to the main problem is someone here have this 300k of ****

I could get you 300k of **** easily.

 

[user 139760]

okay can we return to the main problem is someone here have this 300k of ****

I could get you 300k of **** easily.

I'm totally willing to help out with that. Should be mildly easy to come by, but requires a lot of McDonalds.