I NEED A HELP!!!

[TheRealCallie]

okay can we return to the main problem is someone here have this 300k of ****

I could get you 300k of **** easily.

I'm totally willing to help out with that. Should be mildly easy to come by, but requires a lot of McDonalds.

I would guess Taco Bell would be a  better bet for that.

 

[user 139760]

LOL Never been to Taco Bell, I don't think I've ever seen one around Montréal.

Although since Demolition Man, I have a psychological blocage, I could only eat there in suit and tie, while saying "be well!" to everyone. In a Stallone voice.

 

[rymess]

that ok, i'm so death!!!!!!

 

[user 139760]

How's that?
Can't pay the ransom note?
Or did the CIA finally catch up?

 

[Nicolelt]

that ok, i'm so death!!!!!!

usually the mob only breaks legs for gambling debt....or is that just in the movies?

 

[kaetic]

that ok, i'm so death!!!!!!

Barking up the wrong tree... I've never had anywhere near $300,000 (although it sounds like you don't really know what you need.) If this isn't just a huge scam you're trying to pull, why don't you just say why you think you need that much money so people can offer alternate solutions?

 

[Volt]

Okay, i may be able to help you. But you will need to come pick up the money. You won't need to be death, you will be life. Fly over to Iceland. Once you're there, get a helicopter and fly to hyjøfeyajukø. It's near a mine next to a volcano. I'll be there waiting. Good luck.

 

[Minus]

I'm too serious to ask u if anybody here can help me without asking why i need 300000[font=-apple-system, system-ui, blinkmacsystemfont,]$  [/font]

The dollar sign can indicate a variety of currency units from around the world.  Is there possibly any confusion concerning which countries dollar unit you are talking about?  For example 300,000 Zimbabwean dollars is currently worth around 1,074 Canadian dollars.

Of course the rates change and as in the example above, at one time a few years back 250,000,000,000,000 $Z equaled  1 $US.

 

[user 139760]

Okay, i may be able to help you. But you will need to come pick up the money. You won't need to be death, you will be life. Fly over to Iceland. Once you're there, get a helicopter and fly to hyjøfeyajukø. It's near a mine next to a volcano. I'll be there waiting. Good luck.

...can we land or do we have to parachute down?

 

[TheRealCallie]

Okay, i may be able to help you. But you will need to come pick up the money. You won't need to be death, you will be life. Fly over to Iceland. Once you're there, get a helicopter and fly to hyjøfeyajukø. It's near a mine next to a volcano. I'll be there waiting. Good luck.

...can we land or do we have to parachute down?

Parachute?  Well, someone thinks he's special :club:

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I'm too serious to ask u if anybody here can help me without asking why i need 300000[font=-apple-system, system-ui, blinkmacsystemfont,]$  [/font]

The dollar sign can indicate a variety of currency units from around the world.  Is there possibly any confusion concerning which countries dollar unit you are talking about?  For example 300,000 Zimbabwean dollars is currently worth around 1,074 Canadian dollars.

Of course the rates change and as in the example above, at one time a few years back 250,000,000,000,000 $Z equaled  1 $US.

That is true. 

So, how much in AMERICAN dollars?  Or at least tell us what currency. 

And also....what's it for? :O

 

[user 139760]

Okay, i may be able to help you. But you will need to come pick up the money. You won't need to be death, you will be life. Fly over to Iceland. Once you're there, get a helicopter and fly to hyjøfeyajukø. It's near a mine next to a volcano. I'll be there waiting. Good luck.

...can we land or do we have to parachute down?

Parachute?  Well, someone thinks he's special :club:

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I'm too serious to ask u if anybody here can help me without asking why i need 300000[font=-apple-system, system-ui, blinkmacsystemfont,]$  [/font]

The dollar sign can indicate a variety of currency units from around the world.  Is there possibly any confusion concerning which countries dollar unit you are talking about?  For example 300,000 Zimbabwean dollars is currently worth around 1,074 Canadian dollars.

Of course the rates change and as in the example above, at one time a few years back 250,000,000,000,000 $Z equaled  1 $US.

That is true. 

So, how much in AMERICAN dollars?  Or at least tell us what currency. 

And also....what's it for? :O

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Of course I'm special ;-)

For that amount of cash, I'd also assume some terrorists will be running after it. So I have images of me falling down a plane without a parachute at 300 mph while shooting an uzi at 4 other airborne terrorists (then again, I might have watched Shoot 'Em Up too, one never knows).

 

[rymess]

any way thank u all of u !!

 

[user 139760]

...aren't you death?

 

[rymess]

still breathing, better than any thing

 

[Seahorse]

I'm not super tech savvy, but can some one post a gif of beating a dead horse for this thread? And many of my own and others while we are at it ?

 

[user 139760]

...sadly, I don't own a horse.

 

[TheRealCallie]

What currency?

 

[Minus]

 

[Seahorse]

Thank you !

 

[Minus]

Any time