I only Love You...

[SophiaGrace]

(just finish the sentence citing a ridiculous requirement for your love)

when you eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on christmas for dinner in a bunny suit.

 

[kamya]

when I'm alive.

Did I do it right?

 

[Chasm]

hang upside down n drink chocolate milk thru ur nose
(i think so kamya)

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

when you melt wax into shoes to make candles!

 

[swanlake]

when you pluck chickens, pet them and cook them.

 

[Chasm]

when ur pissy

 

[Jilted John]

when it's your pay day!

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

when you pluck chickens, pet them and cook them.

I was so gonna make a reference to plucking chickens!

when you don't respond to "does this make me look fat?" because you're worried you might trigger the biggest serial killer ever. Pun intended.

 

[Chasm]

when u dont have sex with ur husband

 

[freedom]

...enough to want to spend my life with you.

 

[lomojojo]

for who you are and for whou you aren't.

 

[Chasm]

when it's your pay day!

LoL nice 1
when u steal money out my wallet

 

[MissGuided]

because of your incredible ability to say, 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' with your mouth full, without spitting food in my face.