honda timelord
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hello my name is james and i'm.... something else. i'm thoroughly convinced that i'm a super saiyajin timelord and things kind of oddly work out for me.
supposedly, pharoahe monch wants me for a show this saturday yet i have no ID in my pocket no money no job no life and at least people are acknowledging me on myspace now. i mean all i had to do was declare the age of the new world order out the illuminati and expos-e homosexuality as original sin.
i have a swell myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/sinicalypse
my hobbies include laughing dancing smiling and devoting my life to art... i always have a deck of cards and nobody wants to play spades... i could write you a novel right now but i have to go home and hope the third is the charm from the DMV.
and like... hmm... i think i'm some sort of legendary guy in the future and people come back in time because i took pictures of them when they were here because i played an elaborate game on twitter http://www.myspace.com/aphexedvexed where i realized time travel is real so take a picture of an easily identifiable street they can reference the time and b00m, a girl told me she was a time traveler within 2 minutes... she walked by said yes when i asked her and seemed like she was trying so hard to not be fanfaced around me... i put her at ease and made her laugh and smile. like, you know, andrew jackson was notorious for being as cool and real with the great unwashed peasants as he was around bureaucrats.
when his inauguration party in 1828 was literally tearing down the whitehouse, and everyone is like ANDREW END THIS
he put the horde of kegs outside and let the party go on for as long as it wanted to go on.
and he's on the $20 bill.
i dont seek glory, just a few chips to complement the cards i carry around and an astonishingly hot brilliant artist girlfriend/wife/princess/matriarch would be nice.
oh and i also like hot sauce. MMMMM dude in the hat... and like, yeah. i like sports. a lot. sometimes i can predict what happens but the joy of being able to do that is the joy of not doing it.
yeah gotta go be clark kent now mm-hmm bye.
supposedly, pharoahe monch wants me for a show this saturday yet i have no ID in my pocket no money no job no life and at least people are acknowledging me on myspace now. i mean all i had to do was declare the age of the new world order out the illuminati and expos-e homosexuality as original sin.
i have a swell myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/sinicalypse
my hobbies include laughing dancing smiling and devoting my life to art... i always have a deck of cards and nobody wants to play spades... i could write you a novel right now but i have to go home and hope the third is the charm from the DMV.
and like... hmm... i think i'm some sort of legendary guy in the future and people come back in time because i took pictures of them when they were here because i played an elaborate game on twitter http://www.myspace.com/aphexedvexed where i realized time travel is real so take a picture of an easily identifiable street they can reference the time and b00m, a girl told me she was a time traveler within 2 minutes... she walked by said yes when i asked her and seemed like she was trying so hard to not be fanfaced around me... i put her at ease and made her laugh and smile. like, you know, andrew jackson was notorious for being as cool and real with the great unwashed peasants as he was around bureaucrats.
when his inauguration party in 1828 was literally tearing down the whitehouse, and everyone is like ANDREW END THIS
he put the horde of kegs outside and let the party go on for as long as it wanted to go on.
and he's on the $20 bill.
i dont seek glory, just a few chips to complement the cards i carry around and an astonishingly hot brilliant artist girlfriend/wife/princess/matriarch would be nice.
oh and i also like hot sauce. MMMMM dude in the hat... and like, yeah. i like sports. a lot. sometimes i can predict what happens but the joy of being able to do that is the joy of not doing it.
yeah gotta go be clark kent now mm-hmm bye.
