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Trent
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lol
but i should expound.
i've always been a late bloomer and a slow learner.
i was the kid in class that figured out how to do the math problem days after everybody else already got it.
but soon enough, i was better, and had reverse engineered the numbers in my own fashion and attained a level of mastery far above most of my peers.
there are countless examples that follow this same theme throughout my life.
for years, i've looked on in amazement at the ******** all around me and wondered "how DO they DO it?"
i've mimicked assholery over the years from time to time, but only with mixed to fair results.
as of late though, a convergence of circumstances and their associated stimuli have given me that nudge toward mastery.
i've got this.
i've finally got it down.
now i pass ******** on the street, or in the store, or even in my personal life or work life, and i'm not the least bit impressed.
why?
because i'm actually a bigger and better *******.
i know, it shocked me too!
now i've got to see just how far i can push this thing. i have to admit i am having fun dishing it back out in buffet-sized propotions with iron chef-like presentation!
if there were a UFC of Assholery, i would be like royce gracie.
(i know, ancient reference, but i'm a big fan of gracie jiu jitsu)
woohoo!
but i should expound.
i've always been a late bloomer and a slow learner.
i was the kid in class that figured out how to do the math problem days after everybody else already got it.
but soon enough, i was better, and had reverse engineered the numbers in my own fashion and attained a level of mastery far above most of my peers.
there are countless examples that follow this same theme throughout my life.
for years, i've looked on in amazement at the ******** all around me and wondered "how DO they DO it?"
i've mimicked assholery over the years from time to time, but only with mixed to fair results.
as of late though, a convergence of circumstances and their associated stimuli have given me that nudge toward mastery.
i've got this.
i've finally got it down.
now i pass ******** on the street, or in the store, or even in my personal life or work life, and i'm not the least bit impressed.
why?
because i'm actually a bigger and better *******.
i know, it shocked me too!
now i've got to see just how far i can push this thing. i have to admit i am having fun dishing it back out in buffet-sized propotions with iron chef-like presentation!
if there were a UFC of Assholery, i would be like royce gracie.
(i know, ancient reference, but i'm a big fan of gracie jiu jitsu)
woohoo!
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