Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[Finished]

But, he needed funding so he wrote a letter to the San Diego Chicken for sponsorship.

 

[Adamridge79]

And thought 'no, I'll buy 6 roosters., and start a cockfighting circut'

 

[Finished]

But, just then he received a text from GoFundMe.com for $50K from the San Diego Chicken!

 

[sparkyn98]

He was back on track for his goal; and he felt better than he had in a very long time!

 

[Finished]

Apparently the San Diego Chicken created an entire account for him as he started receiving more donations from others!

 

[sparkyn98]

He knew he needed to find a location for his new chicken store and his mind wandered back to his dating site profile days; he wondered if there was any space available near the hot kitty with the big ears.

 

[Minus]

His thoughts were interrupted by a visit from Chunky Chicken.

 

[Finished]

Chunky told Spunky that he needed to pay a chicken club fee before he could start a chicken business.

 

[Adamridge79]

And then the 'flame wars' that were recorded in the annuls of history, with Chunky using the anarchist cookbook to make napalm.

 

[Finished]

Spunky was really curious and downloaded the updated anarchist cookbook in order to find a new twist on cooking chicken like maybe exploding chicken nuggets or something.

 

[Adamridge79]

And then Chunky carved out a few hours of alone time, because the fear of the unwashed masses to his diabolical machinations was enough to keep them away.

 

[Finished]

Spunky started thinking that Chunky was on crack or something because Chunky just kept walking in circles and saying that everybody is out to get him.

 

[Finished]

Sparky noticed that his donations had reached $200K and he couldn't believe it!

 

[user 162085]

So Sparky developed a new restaurant with cute chickens and monkeys as waiters and waitresses; which only fed the hungry, poor and homeless for free!

 

[Finished]

This really got the attention of some big named celebrities that wanted to help him and his cause even more.

 

[sparkyn98]

And as his career moved in a direction he hadn't foreseen, he was mostly happy; except for the melancholy times that he still day-dreamed about his old kitty girlfriend.

 

[Finished]

But, just then he got a text from her and he wondered if that was some kind of sign.

 

[user 162085]

It Was a sign of her unconditional love!

 

[Finished]

So he invited her to go on a date with him to one of his chicken restaurants.

 

[Minus]

It turned out to be a big mistake.