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[Lonely girl 28]

Spunky says she worries more when ppl tell her not to worry.

 

[Finished]

Nurse Little Feather came in and said, okay doc time for you to leave.

 

[user 162085]

When Nurse Little Feather said that; Toddy was completely enraged

 

[Finished]

Toddy puffed up like a ballon and said, I'm a doctor you can't tell me WHAT to do!

 

[Lonely girl 28]

And then Toady brought out a giant pin.

 

[Finished]

After poking himself in the butt all kinds of candy flew out everywhere.

 

[Lonely girl 28]

And everyone but Spunky gathered up the candy.

 

[Finished]

Spunky laid in bed thinking about eating some of the candy.

 

[Lonely girl 28]

She begged for someone to toss her some pieces.

 

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And sure enough Nurse Little Feather looked up at her with a huge smile and said, here you go dear.

 

[Lonely girl 28]

Spunky said thanks and asked when she could leave the hospital.

 

[Blue Bob]

With an even bigger smile Nurse Little Feather says, "You can leave deary when you have a bowel movement. And remember not to flush until after I look at it."

 

[Lonely girl 28]

So spunky eats a bunch of laxatives.

 

[user 162085]

And then Spunky vomits, causing total pandemonium on the ward- Toddy and Nurse Little Feather start yelling because the candy was poisoned!!!!!!!!

 

[Lonely girl 28]

They all shouted "Who poisoned us?" while they looked for trash bags.

 

[Finished]

A hot young Candy Striper shouted, you fools were eating *** Candy!

 

[Lonely girl 28]

Toddy responded, "Hey, some of us may like that."

 

[Finished]

Spunky said, that's enough, I'm out of here!

 

[Lonely girl 28]

Little Feather says, "Good luck. You're still strapped down."

 

[user 162085]

But spunky is secretly superwoman, and breaks free!