Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[Dessa]

Sadly, my very best girl has been swallowed whole by a maniacal chimpanzee just the other day.

 

[Dessa]

Sadly, my very best girl has been swallowed whole by a maniacal chimpanzee just the other day.

EDIT: Whoa sorry double clicked. Don't know how to delete this post though. It won't let me.

 

[Ivy]

I now realized I wanted to get revenge!

 

[Dessa]

Damn those who stand in my way!

 

[ThatOneDude]

I knew I needed a master planner, so I called The Grinch!

 

[Dessa]

He's the best in his field of work.

 

[floffyschneeman]

He also has a very sexy green *** too, my plan will work (evil laugh, bwahahaha) lol

 

[Dessa]

I should maybe date him afterwards. (So I'm bisexual then? lol)

 

[floffyschneeman]

And maybe have a threesome with the grinch and my best girl after. (am I allowed to say things like this here?!)

 

[Dessa]

That would be some awesome sexay times. (I think so!)

 

[PaperDuck87]

Anywho, within 2 hours I connected with The Grinch after going through alot of redtape.

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Anywho, within 2 hours I connected with The Grinch after going through alot of redtape. [why was my post deleted? It's just one sentence ]

 

[Minus]

The Grinch agreed that he could be of some help.

 

[Lostman]

And he said 'everayboday dance noooww!'

 

[WildernessWildChild]

So they all hit the dance floor to the smooth, mellow beats of "The Conga".

 

[Veruca]

But someone messed up the conga and tripped everyone

 

[marigold]

And then I woke up and realized I'm standing in front of the plate with the vegan cake I made yesterday, with two bananas in my hands, trying to defeat the goddamed cake with some pro kung-fu motions but the moment I made as if to strike one of the bananas flew out of my left hand and stuck right into the bowl of hummus my brother left for me this morning.

 

[ladyforsaken]

(That was one long sentence!)

And I stood there, feeling all confused and suddenly, I felt a pang of hunger as though I've not eaten for days.

 

[Veruca]

And I was so hungry that my arm started to look like a drumstick (vegan drumstick for you marigold )

 

[Misanthrope23]

"you there! what's your name son?"

"Curly"

"Curly? your hair's not curly. what's your real name?"

"Thaddeus."

(looks in bewilderment) "....okay Curly"

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So they all hit the dance floor to the smooth, mellow beats of "The Conga".

or rather in your case...I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT, I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT, WE LIKE TO..MOVE IT!!!

 

[ladyforsaken]

Misanthrope, one sentence, buddy.. one sentence!

Despite the hunger, I decided to dance to the tune playing in my head ^.