Let's write a novel. One sentence at a time

[Sigma]

I writhed in agony until an angel swooped down to easy my suffering

 

[9006]

When I came too, I must have been hallucinating as the angel seemed to be the overwaight janitor!

 

[running with pain]

could i have drank to much eggnog last night?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[ladyforsaken]

(Rofl the craziness in this thread makes me laugh.)

Or did I eat too many Easter eggs??

 

[Goatperson]

The chickens came running to my aid and carried me off to a safe place.

 

[Veruca]

Once we reached the safe place, we were greeted by a bouncer who also happened to be a duck

 

[Sigma]

The duck started frantically quacking at me in it's strange language and making crude gestures with it's wings

 

[Goatperson]

About now I was starting to question my sanity.

 

[9006]

As I did this, I noticed father Christmas giving me an early present.

 

[Veruca]

And when I opened it, it blew in my face

 

[Goatperson]

What a rude elephant!

 

[9006]

...clean off my skull, but it was OK as I had a spare tube of super glue.

 

[Shipster0958]

Although, I found that the super glue was spilled out all over my toes.

 

[Goatperson]

Now my feet seem to be stuck to the floor.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Gasp. What was that?

 

[Sigma]

With a loud bang the ceiling blew open, and lemmings with little paratrooper outfits came flying down, brandishing their toy guns in a way that made it very clear they weren't gonna take **** from nobody.

 

[Goatperson]

"Who's in charge here?" asked one of the lemmings.

 

[Shipster0958]

Someone looked up, eating cereal.

 

[Sigma]

He interrupted his meal long enough to point at a feeble looking dude hiding in the corner and said "He's in charge", then went back to his meal

 

[running with pain]

but it just so happened that the guy eating his meal was the leader of the confused chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!