Lies

[ladyforsaken]

I make super awesome catnip.

 

[9006]

I eat super awesome catnip.

 

[ladyforsaken]

^ ROFL!! I didn't know!

Mike is a human feline.

 

[9006]

I'm a human machine!

 

[Gondwanaland]

I know how to cook. I'm an expert!!!

 

[9006]

Me too, I bet I can outcook you!

 

[Gondwanaland]

No, because I'm an excellent chef

 

[9006]

I bet you couldn't do a good cheese on toad with a twist!

 

[Gondwanaland]

Oh yes! I can!

 

[9006]

No way - what's the twist then??

 

[Edward W]

Wait, cheese on toad?

I eat toads as snacks whilst I work, can I haz sum with cheez on pls?

 

[9006]

What's this strange language you're speaking? I have my own too.

 

[Gondwanaland]

Yes and I've created those languages

 

[9006]

No way - Mines an advanced language!

 

[Greb]

Nonsense my dear Philistine brethren, you were savage tribals before me and my sneering imperialist buddies came along and educated you in the ways of...education, and farming and stuff. There! Also I'm a crab. A crab that grants wishes to people who urinate upon me.

 

[9006]

^I can understand everything he says. (Good job this is the lie thread)

 

[ladyforsaken]

I invented cheese on toast with a twist.

 

[9006]

No way that's mine! Just like my Fry, everyone's stealing off me - why do I have to be so cool??

 

[ladyforsaken]

Mike has OCD.

 

[9006]

You mean is One Cool Dude?