Lies

[ladyforsaken]

HAHA *shakes head*

 

[Edward W]

For people who don't like surprises I have invented an alternative to cheese on toast with a twist.

I call it, toast!

 

[9006]

That's my invention!

 

[Edward W]

Calling me a liar?

My monkey lawyer is drafting papers as we speak.

 

[9006]

I have David Cameron as my lawyer - I envy you!

 

[LoneKiller]

I just bought a Lambo for $100

 

[ladyforsaken]

I make the best pies on earth.

 

[LoneKiller]

I just beat Hulk Hogan in a test of strength. What a wimp!

 

[Tuppence]

The father of my girls is a professional footballer with Manchester United and I'm a lap dancer from Outer Mongolia.

 

[9006]

I know - I seen you workin' the pole this weekend.

 

[Greb]

9006 is a perfectly stable, friendly and welcoming individual of excellent cognitive caliber coupled with a razor sharp wit, that many people would love to be a part of.

 

[ladyforsaken]

The father of my girls is a professional footballer with Manchester United and I'm a lap dancer from Outer Mongolia.

I know - I seen you workin' the pole this weekend.

At Veruca's popular strip club, right? I'm sure I saw you guys there while serving some drinks.

9006 is a perfectly stable, friendly and welcoming individual of excellent cognitive caliber coupled with a razor sharp wit, that many people would love to be a part of.

I would love to know what your truth is for this!

 

[Edward W]

Sorry for the delay in replying, I just got back from a mission to save the world, (again). That's 3 evil masterminds thwarted this month so far!

 

[9006]

You defeated my 3 evil masterminds???

 

[ladyforsaken]

Edward left one here. Muahahaha.

 

[9006]

He must be able to count then.

 

[Greb]

9006 is well known throughout his totally legitimately obtained self imposed galaxy for the incredible tactics he employs in battle.

 

[9006]

Greb makes sense.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'm pretty happy in my life right now.

 

[Edward W]

I'm pretty happy in my life right now.

Ooooh - Well, we'll just have to make you post this in the 'What I'm feeling right now' thread, won't we?

I am Johnny Depp's stunt double.