Lies

[9006]

That's nothing, I invented mp3's.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a mobster.

 

[9006]

I'm your don!

 

[LoneKiller]

I've been given the order to whack you.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm Marlon Brando so shut the f*ck up, kids!!!

 

[xninjaguyx]

I.....AM......GOD!
O wait, lies...umm, squirrels love human meat.

 

[Edward W]

I am an Ewok.

 

[9006]

I'm not missing anyone, people miss ME.

 

[BrokenInside]

I wasn't sad earlier.

 

[LoneKiller]

David Letterman is my close personal friend. We're heading up to Lake Superior for some fishin'. Can't wait.

 

[9006]

My mind is perfectly focused right now.

 

[Scotsman]

I feel a part of the forum today

 

[xninjaguyx]

I wasn't sad earlier.

I also wasn't sad earlier. Lets all not be sad together!

 

[LoneKiller]

I own this site.

 

[9006]

I'm not tired at all.

 

[xninjaguyx]

I'm asleep.

 

[9006]

I've never lied.

 

[Cavey]

I was once paid large sums of money to be Fabio's body double.

 

[BrokenInside]

I am freezing atm.

 

[Cavey]

It's warm and sunny again! It's ALWAYS warm and sunny here!