Lies

[Scotsman]

I'm regretful for sharing too much information.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I love sleep. I love it so much.

 

[9006]

I'm looking forward to monday.

 

[Edward W]

I feel my age.

 

[9006]

^ You shouldn't!

 

[Scotsman]

I am not procrastinating. But at least I'm giving a sh*t about it.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm 7 feet tall

 

[9006]

I'm sat on a comfy chair right now.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a chess grandmaster.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I love how the difficult colleagues gives me the kind face you don't really want to punch.

 

[Scotsman]

I have a completely normal sleeping pattern.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'm so impressed with dear colleague's behaviour today.

 

[Scotsman]

I don't care how tomorrow goes.

 

[9006]

Sometimes I don't feel neglected.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm not at all warm like I'm at the centre of hell.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a cyborg.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'm a camel.

 

[9006]

I have too much money to speak of.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a computer technician.

 

[Edward W]

I am from the past (he he - I'm really from the future)