Lies

[Drew88]

I will win tomorrow

 

[pumpkin-soup]

Ryan Reynolds stopped by and did dishes for me about a couple of hours ago

 

[MissGuided]

Yea, Ryan was getting on my nerves a bit, so I asked him to go find something to do.

 

[pumpkin-soup]

I think he's heading your way now. I'm done with Green Lantern.
I rang Ryan Gosling to come pick me up to get something to eat, in that Drive costume.

 

[MissGuided]

^ hehe

I know who let the dogs out.

 

[pumpkin-soup]

Liam Neeson is my dad.

 

[theraab]

^For the love of God, don't go overseas.

I've never tried to cut my own hair, as an adult, right before a family function.

 

[MissGuided]

I put a picture of Raab's self-fashioned haircut on The Facebook.

 

[LoneKiller]

Barack Obama asked me to do the same because he didn't have the time and would pay me. Only 5 minutes of work for $3,000,000. Not a bad cut. He really seemed to like it.

 

[MissGuided]

Lonekiller told me he kept a lock of Obama's hair and sleeps with it under his pillow.

 

[BrokenInside]

MG is my twin sister.

 

[MissGuided]

^ Yea, about that....apparently we're triplets - Callie is our sister.

 

[curly94]

yes and im your mother

 

[LoneKiller]

And I'm your father.

 

[WishingWell]

I had a small part in the movie "Enter the Dragon" with Bruce Lee.

 

[Parabolani]

I defeated Barak Obama in a 'Bro Down' and now i'm the US president.

 

[BrokenInside]

^ Yea, about that....apparently we're triplets - Callie is our sister.

oh yeah... let me complete the family.

theraab and Music are our brothers.

 

[MissGuided]

oh yeah... let me complete the family.

theraab and Music are our brothers.

Oh dear God - then we are truly screwed.

I prepared Obama's talking points when speaking to the Thai press corps this weekend.

 

[theraab]

^Of course...why else would I give you all such a hard time?

I've never been thrown out of a theme park.

 

[BrokenInside]

We are MG
Be a nice bro theraab!

I hibernate.