Lies

[SophiaGrace]

I am confident.

 

[WishingWell]

I never had an argument with anyone.

 

[LoneKiller]

I can body slam an Elephant

 

[MissGuided]

I did not burn a 6x6 square of skin between my shoulder blades last night....with an ice pack. :/

 

[theraab]

I've never pepper sprayed myself because I was curious what it felt like.

 

[MissGuided]

Since I am not a ditzy idiot, I did *not* spend the first 3 hours at work today giving free peeks at my goodies because I didn't realize one of the buttons on my blouse wasn't fastened. :X

 

[theraab]

I didn't try to use dish soap in my dishwasher this past weekend...and my kitchen did not look like foam party because of it.

 

[MissGuided]

Since I am not a ditzy idiot, I did *not* spend the first 3 hours at work today giving free peeks at my goodies because I didn't realize one of the buttons on my blouse wasn't fastened. :X

I did *not* get teased incessantly at work today for this.

 

[edamame721]

I did not spend several breakfasts making French Toast just in order to learn to get it right.

 

[MissGuided]

I do not miss my family during the holiday season....

 

[Okiedokes]

I have not had this stupid cold for 2 weeks. Nope, been breathing normally.

 

[LoneKiller]

I love taking out the trash to the curb in the pouring rain.

 

[LoneKiller]

I just finished having dinner with Shaquille O'Neal.

 

[Okiedokes]

I wouldn't hug him.

 

[Lonely in BC]

I love snakes.

Me too

 

[theraab]

I've never accidentally set the carpet in my office on fire.

 

[Lonely in BC]

I've never thrown snowballs at The Kid and her cronies.

 

[LoneKiller]

I am the without a doubt, the most skilled member
here when it comes to computers.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm playing as starting point guard for the Spurs next season. Wish me luck!

 

[Lonely in BC]

I take everything L.K. says seriously.